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I don't know, but I've been told. Eskimo pussy is mighty cold! Mmm, good! Feels good! Is good! Real good! Tastes good! Mighty good! Good for you! Good for me! |
I love working for Uncle Sam! Lets me know just who I am! One, two, three, four! United States Marine Corps! One, two, three, four! I love the Marine Corps! My Corps! Your Corps! Our Corps! Marine Corps! |
I don't want no teenage queen. I just want my M-14. If I die in the combat zone. Box me up and ship me home. Pin my medals upon my chest. Tell my mom I've done my best. |
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C-130 rolling down the strip
See those Airborne’s in the sky
They stout me up and pushed me to door
And if that one should fail me too
I’m no sissy, I won’t cry
And if I die on the old Drop Zone
Bury my body 6 feet down
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Hey, hey Captain Jack
Hey, hey Captain Jack
Hey, hey Captain Jack
Hey, hey Captain Jack
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Me and Superman got in a fight
His friend Batman wanted some too,
The Incredible Hulk, He came to help.
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Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? M-I-C K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Hey there. Hi there. Ho there.
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse)
Forever let us hold our banner high.
Come along and sing a song |
Here we go a-marching and a-shouting merrily. M-I-C K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
We play fair and we work hard
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse)
Forever let us hold our banner high.
Boys and girls from far and near
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Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? M-I-C K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Who is marching coast to coast
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse)
Forever let us hold our banner high.
Come along and sing a song |
(Tune of "Glory, Glory, Hallelujah")
He was just a rookie trooper,
And he surely shook from fright
As he checked all his equipment,
And made sure his pack was tight
He had to sit and listen to those awful engines roar,
You ain't gonna jump no more.
CHORUS:
GORY, GORY, WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE
GORY, GORY, WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE
GORY, GORY, WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE
HE AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO MORE!
"Is everyone happy?", cried the sergeant, looking up,
Our Hero feebly answered "Yes," and then they stood him up,
He leaped right out into the last, his static line unhooked,
HE AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO MORE!
(CHORUS)
He counted long, he counted loud, he waited for the shock,
He felt the wind, he felt the clouds, he felt the awful drop,
He jerked his cord, the silk spilled out and wrapped around his legs.
HE AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO MORE!
(CHORUS)
The risers wrapped around his neck, connectors cracked his dome
The lines were snarled and tied in knots, around his skinny bones,
The canopy became his shroud, he hurtled to the ground,
HE AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO MORE!
(CHORUS)
The days he's lived and loved and laughed kept running through
his mind,
He thought about the girl back home, the one he'd left behind,
He thought about the medics and wondered what they'd find,
HE AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO MORE!
(CHORUS)
The ambulance was on the spot, the jeeps were running wild,
The medics jumped and screamed with glee, they rolled their sleeves and smiled
For it had been a week or more since last a 'Chute had failed.
HE AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO MORE!
(CHORUS)
He hit the ground, the sound was "SPLAT", his blood
went spurting high
His comrades then were heard to say, "A Helluva way to die."
He lay there rolling 'round in the welter of his gore.
HE AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO MORE!
(CHORUS)
There was blood upon the risers, there were brains upon the
'Chute
Intestines were a'dangling from his Paratrooper's boots,
They picked him, still in his 'Chute and poured him from his boots.
HE AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO MORE!